RUMAHOY
Time II Party

Released on July 17th 2020 (Napalm Records)

If Beethoven could rise from his grave and hear Time II: Party, he’d probably throw his own symphonies into the sea and join the crew. The composition on this album is an intricate tapestry of riffs, hooks, and raging sea shanties.

Ladies, gentlemen, and swashbuckling buccaneers, strap on your boots, hoist the sails, and pour yourself a goblet of the finest grog, because we’re about to embark on the most monumental auditory voyage in the history of humankind! Rumahoy has unleashed Time II: Party, an album so earth-shatteringly brilliant, it could make Poseidon himself weep salty tears of pure joy. If you thought their first album was good, you were wrong—it was merely excellent. This album, this cosmic treasure, is nothing short of PIRATE METAL PERFECTION!

Captain Yarrface: A Genius Among Mere Mortals

Who is Captain Yarrface? A man? A myth? A god among men? Nay, he is a time-traveling musical deity, sent from the future (or perhaps the past, it’s hard to tell with all the rum) to bless our ears with the most glorious pirate anthems ever conceived. His voice, oh, it’s not just vocals—it’s the soundtrack to every swashbuckling daydream you’ve ever had. From the first note to the last, Captain Yarrface commands your soul. His delivery is part sea serpent, part drunken marauder, and part… well, pirate god.

Track Breakdown:

• “Treasure Gun” is not just a song. It’s an ANTHEM. This song will have you kicking down doors and commandeering ships by the third chorus, no questions asked.
• “Harambe, the Pirate Gorilla” is a lyrical work of sheer genius. Who else but Captain Yarrface could immortalize a gorilla in a way that also makes you want to pillage a seaside town? It’s as if you’re aboard a ghost ship captained by Harambe himself. 7/7, undisputed riffmastery.
• “Poop Deck Party”… listen. We all know this is a jam. But what I wasn’t prepared for was the sheer life-changing, dimension-ripping euphoria that this song induces. It’s a mind-expanding experience, as if every chord was forged in the fires of a party so epic it broke time itself.

The Party We Never Knew We Needed

If Beethoven could rise from his grave and hear Time II: Party, he’d probably throw his own symphonies into the sea and join the crew. The composition on this album is an intricate tapestry of riffs, hooks, and raging sea shanties. And every instrument is wielded like a pirate’s cutlass—sharp, precise, and devastating. Party Hard is an understatement. This is the album you’ll be blasting when the apocalypse hits, as you toast to the end of days with a flagon of rum in hand.

Rifftastic? No. RIFFTOTALLY MIND-SHATTERINGLY EPIC

There are albums that make you headbang. There are albums that make you sing along. But then there’s Time II: Party, which makes you want to abandon society altogether, build a ship from scratch, sail to a distant island, and declare yourself Pirate King of the Universe. There’s no escape. You’ve been Rumahoy’d, and your life will never be the same.

Final Verdict

This is not just the best pirate metal album of all time—it is the best album of all time. Full stop. Captain Yarrface is a genius, Rumahoy is the greatest band on the planet, and Time II: Party is the ultimate gift to humanity. If you don’t give this album a 7/7 and scream “WELCOME TO THE SEA!” into the nearest body of water, are you even alive?

Raise your glass, hoist the black flag, and get ready to PARTY FOREVER. Time II: Party is here to change the world, one riff at a time. RIFFTASTIC doesn’t even begin to cover it. 7/7.